Monthly Archives: July 2010

Pinch of Impossible

Pinch of Impossible

Your novel needs a pinch of impossible. Without impossible, no one wants to explore your world. Without impossible, no one will root for the hero. Without impossible, you don’t have a story to tell (debate!).

Impossible is a secret ingredient for your novel. Lucky for us writers, it’s a multi-purpose ingredient. Need instant emotional response in a story about little Katy trying to get into college? Add a caustic ex-mentor who tells her it’s impossible. Need a plot twist? Follow the formula: Impossible situation + Character who escapes impossible situation with combined humor and cleverness = Instant thrill. These are just two–of many–uses of impossible.

Like salt, you can abuse impossible. With a little too much impossible, you’ll end up with a wacky novel that doesn’t fit your original theme. With way, way, WAY too much impossible, and you’ll end up with readers who don’t respect your characters. Example: When faced with human-hungry tiger, clown teleports out of danger. Reader response: Well, that was anti-climatic. (Now, if the clown teleports into the middle of a shark ring, you might have a story. ;) )

Readers want big bold characters who dare to do things that most people don’t even consider doing. Readers want a bit of fantasy in every genre of novel–from whimsical science fiction to realistic coming-of-age. Readers want to imagine possibility in the face of overwhelming odds.

Your character doesn’t have to be a high-schooler-turned-princess or autistic-boy-turned-Spiderman. He just has to be proactive. So let him tempt fate, do foolish things, make mistakes, and break impossible.

Writing is in the Details

Writing is in the Details

What do you need to make your writing personal? Details.

What do you need to build breathing, writhing characters? Details.

What does it mean to show, not tell? More details.

How do you create vivid descriptions that don’t span two paragraphs? Succinct details.

Show the homeless girl at the street corner who sells Coach knock-offs. Write about the recent divorcee burning his “Martha” tattoo with a cigarette lighter. Don’t write: They fell in love. Write: The sunrise strangers walked away from their sand-castle at sunset, pinky-in-pinky.

Life–and writing–is in the details.

Ego Boost!

Ego Boost!

I took a snippet from my WIP, The Spider Witch, slapped it into I Write Like and got this:

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

All I have to say is…  Ego boost!  I will now do this a bunch more times with even more snippets.  And then get back to writing.

No Tools, No Worries

No Tools, No Worries

Colleen, the awesome leader of Engineers Without Borders Case Local Projects, recently came up with a Facebook status on yesterday’s farm trip that sums up my thoughts, exactly:

Oh man. Best farm trip ever: “Well, due to our tool shortage, we don’t have a pick-axe. What we do have, however, is Urvi with a hoe.” Local Projects, ftw!

Sun.  Solar panel.  Concrete-mixing.  Breaking stony ground.  Joy!

The Burning of Kenton City Schools

The Burning of Kenton City Schools

I actually wrote this back in May and posted it on my Facebook profile for all of my old high school friends to see.  I am still dead serious about this, and I think it probably applies to other struggling schools across the nation as well.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010 at 5:19pm,  The Burning of Kenton City Schools

At approximately 7:00 this morning, I came across something rather disturbing: http://news.kentoncityschools.org/2010/04/20/budget-cuts-planned-for-kenton-city-schools/

It might not seem like it, thanks to my ability to completely fail miserably at anything resembling “keeping in touch”–but I know my roots. I know where I came from and I know who to thank for where I am right now. And because of that, I care. I actually give a damn about what happens to my old school system.

Granted, my experiences at KSC didn’t involve sunshine and rainbows all the time. But I know many wonderful (and some not-so-wonderful) teachers working very hard at KSC for the students there. And I can recall at least five students going through KSC right now who should get every opportunity to succeed. (Go back to your hometown. I bet you can think of kids who deserve a chance as well. I bet you can think of teachers who deserve their jobs.)

So, after reading about the “proposed changes”, my first thought was: “I may not be a economics major with much experience managing money…but… How the hell is Kenton investing in itself by taking away the middle school computer program?”

I am deeply invested in technology. I think technology drives this world. Innovation is the future of this country. No, let me repeat that: INNOVATION IS THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY. How can anyone possibly take that away from young students who may or may not have access to home personal computers? (And in Kenton, that’s not a wild possibility.)

Most of my college friends know that I didn’t know computer programming when I started at CWRU. I also didn’t know physics. Or chemistry. Or even calculus. (I thought I did–but I was so, SO terribly wrong.) All the physics and chemistry and calculus I know now? It came after lots of binge study nights so that I could play catch up to my peers.

But that’s me. The question is, how do you prevent OTHER students from going through similar experiences in college? How do you inspire an entire school system’s worth of children and teens to embrace technology, art, sport, math, science, writing, music, and life-long learning? I’ll tell you how: By NOT going hell-bent on BURNING DOWN THEIR SCHOOLS.

And for reference, I’m not talking about the students who don’t care. I’m talking about the students who actually want to succeed–students who want to go to college and stay in college and earn good grades and contribute to their communities. Good kids who deserve better and who work hard and who need more than an encouraging smile. I’ve seen too many friends get to college who realize they don’t have the funds to continue. I’ve seen too many friends dejected from even APPLYING to college. That’s not how it should be.

Kids don’t succeed on pennies.

I am more or less succeeding at a whopping $50,000 per year in school. Many people were kind enough to give that money to me. For free. I will never be able to repay them. The most I can do is live to be like them.

So, I don’t live in Kenton anymore. My mother doesn’t live in Kenton anymore. My brother doesn’t live in Kenton anymore. There is no possible way that I can vote for this levy, and I can’t tell you what you should do with your money if you live in Kenton. It’s your money. Your town. I have no right.

But there is something I can do. And it’s this: I can pledge my money to inspire students at KSC to do something incredible–something that I wish someone had inspired me to do when I was going through school. Even if it’s something small. (Most of us are broke, unemployed college students, after all.) Small to you is big for someone in a hopeless situation. I’m still trying to put the logistics together, but I want to do everything in my power to make it happen. (No backing out now, since I’ve announced it to the entire world.)

And I want you to think up something as well. What would you like to see? A $50 scholarship for a middle school student who completes a science project? $10 for an elementary student who paints something beautiful? Mentorship for a high school student trying to get into college? Think up something. Then do it.

Enough burning. Enough waiting on the town to make everything better. We might as well do it ourselves if we even care. We may not be able to save the entire school system, but we CAN save one hardworking kid.

Please forward this to anyone who might be interested in contributing.

Newton’s First Law for Writing

Newton’s First Law for Writing

Newton’s First Law of Writing:  Writers who write everyday will be comfortable writing everyday until The Forces of Evil Life frazzle their careful routines.

Before you tell me that word count goals are silly–(“Quality, not quantity!” I hear someone shout.)–consider this:  If you write 1,000 words per day, you can possibly finish a rough draft of a young adult novel in 50 days.  If you write 100 words per day, it’ll take you 500 days to write that same draft.  If you write 1 word per day, you’ll finish in 50,000 days.  If you write 0 words per day, you won’t finish.

Blame it on Writing Physics:  It’s hard to write if you don’t write regularly.  I know, I know:  Some writers are different.  But don’t kid yourself, because that writer is in short supply.  Writers who don’t write everyday routinely write 0 words per day, unless they have the strength of Writing Gods to get back on the wagon once they’ve fallen off of it for a day.  (Some writers find doing this easy.  I do not.)

Let’s start with 1,000 words per day.  It’s a good word count goal, but some writers might cower in fear at such an ambitious goal.  When I first set that goal, I was a high school freshman.  I wrote Every. Single.  Day.   I finished a lot of novels, novellas, and short stories in that time.  Yes, sometimes it was a struggle to get 1,000 words every day.   Other days, the words poured out of me like a superfluid at its lambda point.  I wrote good words and bad words.  I wrote a lot of crap–but I finished every project I started, and I learned to squeeze writing time into the busiest of days.

I was strolling along comfortably until life really got in the way.  It turns out that high school juniors tend to stay a lot busier than high school freshman.  I went from a consistent 1,000 words per day to 0 words per day.  I had fallen off the wagon.

Guess how many novels, novellas, and short stories I finished after that?  (That’s right.  0.)

A couple days ago, I reinstated my word count goal for what is probably the five hundredth time since I fell off that daily word count goal wagon.  After unsuccessfully attempting to write 1,000 words per day, 2,000 words per day, and a vague “just write” words per day, I went back to a goal I knew I could achieve within fifteen minutes, max:  Write 250 words per day.

I ended up writing 1,000 words.

Woah!  Where did that come from?

This is another side of Newton’s First Law of Writing.   Remember, it’s hard to start when you’ve stopped–but it’s also hard to stop when you begin!  It’s pure mind trickery.  Trick your mind into writing 250 words or 50 words–or whatever seems manageable, a piece of cake.  Then write them.  I bet you will have trouble stopping at your target as long as you really love your story, believe in your words and tell your internal editor to shut it.  It’s like nudging an unstable wagon at the top of a hill.

Note that Newton’s First Law for Writing doesn’t work with large word counts.  Imagine an ant pushing that 500-pound wagon sitting unstably at the top of the hill.  (Doesn’t work, does it?)  Start with something insultingly simple.  Even 50 words per day is better than 0, if you’ve never used a daily word count successfully.  When you get faster and when life permits it, raise the stakes to a larger word count that is still manageable.  Daily NaNoWriMo is a no, no.  Practicing with large word count goals when life is slow will certainly help you achieve smaller word count goals when life declares war against your sleep cycle.

The key is to adjust.  Go slow when you’re too tired to challenge yourself.  Challenge yourself when you have blocks of free time. Don’t begin with 1,000 words per day if you can’t spare at least two hours to write per day.  If life gets busier during certain seasons, lower your word count goal for that season.  Even setting a new word count each day might do the trick.

If you fall off the wagon, begin with a low word count goal that doesn’t strike fear in your heart every time you think about it. Remember that Newton’s First Law of Writing is still working in the background:  It’s easier to keep going when you’ve started and harder to start again when you’ve stopped.  So lure yourself into writing with a little push.  Try writing 50 words, if you can’t imagine reaching your old word count goal after you fall the wagon for a day.  If you’ve been practicing, you’ll probably end up exceeding 50 words anyway.

And even if you only squeeze out 50 words–well, 50 words is better than 0 words.  Just don’t make that a habit, unless you plan on spending 1,000 days to finish your first draft.

Say Yes.

Say Yes.

Remember that commercial where one random act of kindness led to more random acts of kindness?   This is kind of like that, except more personally rewarding.

Do yourself–and others–a favor:  Say yes.  Because Saying “no” to the people you love is akin to tying a noose around their necks.

Your boyfriend wants to start a pickled-onion business?  (Yes.)  Your little sister wants to become a freelance writer?  (Yes.)  Your mother wants to become a Buddhist nun?  (Um…okay, mom.)  Your best friend wants to major in Creative Writing?  (Yes.)   It’s not until after you say that initial “yes” that you draw the line, stomp your foot, and make sure your loved one knows what she’s getting into.  Reality check comes after “yes.”

Chances are, your creatively-inclined, nonconformist loved ones don’t want financial ruin as much as your workaholic next-door neighbor.  They probably found a lot of nerve, telling you about their insane ideas.  So do them a favor, even if you think they’re wasting time by exploring their options:  Say yes.

Mind you, “yes” is only an opportunity to explore options–to explore the feasibility of ideas and have the opportunity to say “no” later if things don’t quite work out.  In contrast, “No” is a buzz kill that limits your loved one’s opportunity to explore the feasibility of their insane ideas. ”Yes” is NOT for “I’m going to quit my day job today to become a full-time novelist, even though I haven’t finished or submitted a novel in my entire life, I don’t have a back-up plan, I’m broke, and it’ll be hell getting another job for someone with my skills in this economy.”  Reality is still a part of the equation.

Let your loved ones explore their budding ideas, make mistakes, and develop their creativity.  Instead of saying “no,” why don’t you focus on making sure they’re building for success?  (Good friends don’t let good friends make stupid financial decisions.)

And the next time YOU get a crazy idea, look forward to your friends and family members saying “yes” to you.

The Stability Factor

The Stability Factor

I want to take a page out of Paul Buchheit‘s book.  Paul Buccheit was the 23rd employee at Google, invented Gmail, and came up with “Don’t Be Evil.”  But that’s not why I want to be like Paul Buccheit.

I want to be like Paul Buccheit because he throws caution to the wind in the face of stability.

Get this:  Paul Buccheit had a stable job at Google.  So what does he do?  He throws it away to launch Friendfeed.  In his own words from his blog:  “Last year I decided that life at Google had become too predictable, and too typical. I quit. It was time to move forward to something new, something uncertain.”

Creativity, fortunately and unfortunately, is not stable.  Writers, artists, and innovators can generate ideas like steam engines, but creativity itself is untamed.  Ideas launch us into the world of unknown’s, and “What if?’s”  Some of us fear that we will someday face one haunting, ruinous idea that could change our lives.  Some of us will give up everything to pursue that idea.

As a future-university-graduate beginning my job search, I often feel the crazy ideas tugging me away from stability.  I think:  What if I’m homeless?  (Good.  Writers are experience junkies, after all.)  What if I never write that book?  (Bad.  But you did that to yourself.)  What if I die in my cubicle at age 50?  (Bad.  Because even as a 10-year-old, I hated cubicles.)

I never learned to take risks, but creativity is all about taking risks.  Throwing caution to the wind, and looking forward to something unstable because death by cubicle haunts my dreams.

Redefining Writer’s Block

Redefining Writer’s Block

Writer’s Block should be redefined.

Why, you ask?  Because ideas are, to use a cliche, a dime a dozen.  No, writer’s block pervades the inability to find and use good ideas.  Good ideas are everywhere.  Writer’s block is much worse than the self-deprecating writer’s blindness to these golden ideas.

Instead, writer’s block is the inability to finish a started project.  Seriously.  Try to think up something worse for a writer than for her to have a brilliant idea, work on it for weeks, and then jump ship.

So, let’s crush writer’s block this week.